November 2012
2 posts
October 2012
10 posts
Whoring myself, sue me
September 2012
54 posts
wuffy is a little pissed that's all
- manager: okay did you guys hear chanyeol and kai are going to be walking for a fashion show in a few days! congrats to your exo k memb-
- kris: -spits out tea- EXCUSE ME WHAT?!? I do believe I heard you wrong but did I hear FASHION SHOW and EXO in one sentence but without the mention of me? ME? KEVIN KRISTINA YI FAN WU LI. ME. THE WONDERFUL PERFECT BEAUTIFUL TALL SEXY GORGEOUS PERFECT LOVELY ME. ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW????!?!??!?! I'M FUCKING TALLER THAN ALL THESE LAME BITCHES AND I'M THE BEST AT MODELING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HAS THE WORLD GONE BLIND?? THIS IS BECAUSE I'M FOREIGN/CANADIAN RIGHT? NO WAIT IT'S BECAUSE I'M FUCKING CHINESE RIGHT? RACIST BITCHES. SORRY IF MY BONE STRUCTURE IS BETTER. THIS IS BECAUSE MY FACE IS TOO BEAUTIFUL RIGHT. BITCHES TOO AFRAID TO USE ME. DEM ALL SCURRED THAT MAH GORGEOUS FACE GONNA DISTRACT FROM THEM STUPID CLOTHES. THAT'S GOTTA BE THE REASON. UGH TOTALLY WANT TO PUNCH SOMEONE'S DICK BUT NO I AM SOPHISTICATED LOVELY PERFECT BEAUTIFUL STRAIGHT???? STRAIGHT NORMAL MALE. ugh brb manager bitch gonna go shopping because I cause a fucking cat fight god why is it always KAI FUCKING KAI STEALING MY DAMN LIMELIGHT HATE THAT BITCH UGH TAO LET'S GO SHOPPING GOING TO BUY 10 GUCCI STORES WORTH OF CLOTHES AND BAGS. oh and I want a new juicy couture bracelet and I gotta buy more lancome lipgloss HURRY UP UGH GONNA MODEL AND HAVE MAH OWN FASHION SHOOT AT THE MALLLLLLLL oh yeah gotta buy some viagra too remind me tao otherwise you're not getting any tonight TOO DISTRESSED btw i want pina colada condoms craving tropical stuff lately oh and OPPAR I'M NOT DOING MY FUCKING SCHEDULE TODAY SCREW YOU I'M GOING SHOPPING BYE
I will be a shawol forever. Stay in this fandom called SHINee World forever. Support them by all means. Let's all reblog this to see how many loyal shawols are still here.
to you, who is the best looking in B2ST? and who has the best voice? ;3
Everyone is Beast is beautiful, and has amazing voices. That being said, I’ll have to say that Doojoon is the best looking, and that Dongwoon has the best voice. In my opinion, of course.
"This story contains heterosexual sex"
- Me: NOOOOOOO!
