My mother found my AFF account and read my story
- mom: omg, youre writing a love story about two gay guys?!
- me: no, im writing a love story about two human beings.
July 2012
304 posts
- me: hi
- white girl: you're*
The Dishwasher :3♥
/gasps louder/ tiss my personal lifee~
Oh my gosh... I never noticed I was reading one of your stories! :o
/gasp/ which one D:
- Jonghyun : *tweets*
- Fans : what the fuck
- Onew : *tweets*
- Fans : what the fuck
When do you wake up? Do you keep your phone on silent? Do you not like texting people back? D:
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…i was sleeeping. its the summer time!!!! and it must have been on silent cuz i would have heard fantastic baby anon
- Friend without a tumblr: I wanna show you something.
- Me: I've seen that.
BEAST - Midnight Sun
Midnight Sun ~ Beast<3
Reblog if your icon is a perfect person.
How kpop fans will give birth:
- Doctors & Husband: "Push push baby~"
- Me: *breathes in deeply*
- Me: *breathes in deeply*
- Me: *breathes in deeply*
- Me: MBLAQ.
Play
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Taemin is a sex god.
Acceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
- FUCK YOU
- ASSHOLE OH MY GOD
- H O W
- W H Y
- CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EVERYTHING
- IT’S NOT EVEN FAIR
- WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT
- WHY DO YOU EXIST
- GET OUT
- LEAVE
- I HATE YOU SO MUCH
- ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
- ASLUTKDRAYFCSLGV.SYIA;SFTD;FAY FUCK ME
- NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Unacceptable ways of saying ‘you’re attractive’ on tumblr:
- you’re attractive
Dating.
- White Parents: date whenever you want honey, whenever you're ready!
- Mexican Parents: I'll let you date whenever you're ready.
- Black Parents: Haha, I don't give a fuck whenever you date , just tell me who it is .
- Asian Parents: WHAT!!!!!!!? YOU NO DATE TILL YOU PASS COLLEGE . I DONT WANT YOU TO HAVE BAAABBY THEN YOU DROP OUT SCHOOL . YOU CRAZE CHY'OLE . GOONESS .
- My parents: It doesn't matter honey no one likes you anyway
- Tumblr Parents: DON'T WORRY BABY WE'LL FIND YOU SOMEONE SPESHURR FOR YOU
do you know how to speak korean?
아 나 한국말 잘 못합니다. 하지만 나는 한국어를 배우고 있어 !!
(probably spelled all of it wrong, OTL. yolo!)
forever loving keys hair <3
to the anon who asked me about niam or ziam imma have to say ziam
because i just read a smut because theyre cuter together;3
The Reason Why I'm A Perverted Fangirl...
- Me: I want to see what phone Junhyung has!!! =__=
- Mom: Its there, why don't you just look at it?
- Me: MOM! But I can barely see it!
- Mom: Then zoom in.
- Me: Its at his crotch area...
- Mom: ...
- Me: ...
- Mom: EVEN BETTER.
Hahahaha that was funny anyways i'm here to explain that niam and ziam are one direction ships. ;)
oh! haha thank you anon :D
niam or ziam?
what do you mean lol?
put a | next to your B2ST BIAS.
- me and sehun are debating on who's the most liked in B2ST. I'm saying it's Gikwang, but he insists it's me. so if you could all do this... it would be helpful.
- Yoon Doojoon - ||
- Jang Hyunseung - |||
- Yong Junhyung - |||
- Lee Gikwang - |||||
- Yang Yoseob - ||
- Son Dongwoon - |
ive gotten to the point in my live where i remember kpop idols birthdays before my own familes
if i follow u
and u follow me
we are friends
